Nov 16 2005
Eminem falls for tiny Chihuahua
Eminem has revealed his soft side - by falling for a tiny Chihuahua. The foul-mouthed rapper reportedly bought the three-month-old puppy - who he has named Smoky -last week, and already loves playing with him and walking him.

A source has revealed the rapper, real name Marshal Mathers, is smitten with his miniature pet.

The insider told Britain's Daily Star newspaper:

"Marshall has been having great fun with his puppy and loves taking him for walks.

"Now he can't remember what life was like before he got the pooch."

Nov 14 2005
Matthew McConaughey's food fetish
Matthew McConaughey sometimes has to stop eating - because he claims to get too sexually aroused by the food. The actor has confessed he gets such a thrill out of meals - because taste is his most sensual sense - he chooses to go hungry rather than get turned on.

He admitted to Britain's InStyle magazine: "I think food is really sexy. "Sometimes, if I taste something I really love, I get such tingles down my spine that I have to stop and take a break."

The star also revealed he loves the smell of sun tan lotion - because it conjures up images of women in skimpy swimwear. When asked what's sexiest against the skin, he replied: "1992 Coppertone sun oil. It smells like coconuts - and they remind me of bikinis."

Nov 10 2005
Enrique Iglesias Admits He Has Very Small Penis
Enrique Iglesias has shocked everyone by announcing he is bringing out his own line of extra-small condoms.

The one time heart throb had publicly admitted that he is unable to find condoms small enough to fit on his little pecker and wants to save others like further embarrassment of having to request them.

The Spanish singer enjoys a high profile relationship with tennis beauty Anna Kournikova and is lusted after by female fans around the world. But they may be underwhelmed by his confession.

Iglesias is quoted in the Houston Press newspaper as saying: "The next product I'm gonna put my name on is extra-small condoms.

"I can never find extra-small condoms, and I know it's really embarrassing for people - you know, from experience.

"Hopefully people won't be ashamed when I step forward."

Nov 4 2005
Kevin Federline Rapping All Over The Internet
Kevin Federline should keep his day job -- assuming he has one.

A song from Britney Spears' hubby's upcoming album has been leaked on the Net, and critics are tearing it apart.

"Y'all Ain't Ready," the first single from K-Fed's upcoming hip-hop album, The Truth (due out next year), was posted on producer Disco D's website.

The song's lyrics include: "Back then they called me K-Fed/ But you can call me Daddy instead /Go ahead and say whatcha wanna/ I'm gonna sell about 2 mil, oh, then I'm a goner/ I know you all wish you was in my position/ Cause I keep gettin' in situations that you wish you was in, cousin/ Steppin' in this game and y'all ain't got a clue/ Getting anxious? Go take a peep/ I'm starrin' in your magazines now every day and week/ But maybe baby you can wait and see/ Until then all these Pavarottis followin' me."

The New York Post says "Kanye West he's not. He's not even Vanilla Ice."

The New York Daily News is even harsher, noting the "crude beats" and claiming Kevin mistakenly says 'Pavarottis' instead of 'paparazzi.'

"To be fair," the Daily News adds, "'paparazzi' is a very difficult word to pronounce if you're an unemployed backup dancer from Fresno."

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